Shrek Rooney
Official Shrek Rooney Wallpaper
Scouser Rooney
Baby Rooney
A Great Referee
Blind Swiss Referee - Angle 1
Blind Swiss Referee - Angle 2
Jonny Wilkinson Explains How To Do It
Becks Takes The Penalty
Scotland Yard's Most Wanted
Balls In Space
Beckham's New Book
Beckham's Thong Is Showing
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Wayne Rooney bears a striking resemblance to the loveable ogre Shrek.
Celebrate the Euro 2004 wunderkind with this tasteful wallpaper.
Wayne Rooney celebrates scoring a goal.
You can take the boy out of Liverpool, but you can't take Liverpool out of the boy.
A broken foot has its compensations. Nudge Brooklyn out of the way, and get all snuggly with Victoria.
The famously impartial Portuguese Swiss referee Urs Meier officiated over the Portugal-England Euro 2004 Quarter Final.
Urs Meier and the fifth official keeping up with play.
Urs Meier over-rules the fifth official and explains his decision. Meanwhile Portugal play on . . .
Jonny Wilkinson, the man who kicked the drop-goal that made England the Rugby World Champions explains how exactly he clenched victory in the dieing seconds.
It wasn't the spot. It wasn't the boots. It was a Portuguese rodent.
Following the killing of a rare Portuguese pigeon, Scotland Yard have issued a description of someone they wish to question.
Red faces all round at NASA, as early reports of a tenth planet prove to be a false alarm.
"Penalty Taking for Dummies" - Ghost written of course.
Sven has a word with Beckham, whose shorts have ridden down exposing his (Posh's?) thong.