Funny Pictures - Aeroplanes and Flight

Mandarin Airlines
Fly-By
Hazards of Flying at Christmas
Hazards of Flying at Halloween
Quantas Customer Feedback
Breaking The Sound Barrier

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Mandarin Airlines

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to fly with Mandarin Airlines.

As we taxi out to the runway please make yourself comfortable........... and for those of you sitting on the right side of the plane please ignore our other......um....aircraft

Mandarin Plane Wreck

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Fly-By

This is an actual fly-by during deployment of the Nuclear Aircraft Carrier USS Stennis. The pilot was grounded for 30 days but he likes the picture and thinks it was worth it.

Fly-by of USS Stennis

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Hazards of Flying at Christmas

If you're an infrequent flyer, then plan everything well in advance.

Santa hit by plane

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Hazards of Flying at Halloween

The simple advice, is "Don't Drink and Fly"

Drunk witch hits tree

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Quantas Customer Feedback

An actual drawing, handed to a flight attendant on a Quantas flight, by an 8 year old girl.

Drawing by 8yr old girl

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Breaking The Sound Barrier

Not funny, just awesome. Official US Navy photo.
An F/A-18 Hornet assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron One Five One (VFA-151) breaks the sound barrier in the skies over the Pacific Ocean, July 7, 1999. VFA-151 is currently deployed with USS Constellation (CV 64). U.S. Navy photo by Ensign John Gay. [990707-N-6483G-001] July 7, 1999.

F/A-18 breaking sound barrier

Some more information about this amazing photograph can be found at http://www.wilk4.com/misc/soundbreak.htm. They also have a 1.4Mb mpeg movie of a jet doing this at low altitude!

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