Evil Professor's Names
The following name creation system is taken from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants",
by Dav Pilkey.
The Evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names based on their first and last names.
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
- a = stinky
- b = lumpy
- c = buttercup
- d = gidget
- e = crusty
- f = greasy
- g = fluffy
- h = cheeseball
- i = chim-chim
- j = poopsie
- k = flunky
- l = booger
- m = pinky
- n = zippy
- o = goober
- p = doofus
- q = slimy
- r = loopy
- s = snotty
- t = falafel
- u = dorkey
- v = squeezit
- w = oprah
- x = skipper
- y = dinky
- z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your NEW last name:
- a = diaper
- b = toilet
- c = giggle
- d = bubble
- e = girdle
- f = barf
- g = lizard
- h = waffle
- i = cootie
- j = monkey
- k = potty
- l = liver
- m = banana
- n = rhino
- o = burger
- p = hamster
- q = toad
- r = gizzard
- s = pizza
- t = gerbil
- u = chicken
- v = pickle
- w = chuckle
- x = tofu
- y = gorilla
- z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your NEW last name:
- a = head
- b = mouth
- c = face
- d = nose
- e = tush
- f = breath
- g = pants
- h = shorts
- i = lips
- j = honker
- k = butt
- l = brain
- m = tushie
- n = chunks
- o = hiney
- p = biscuits
- q = toes
- r = buns
- s = fanny
- t = sniffer
- u = sprinkles
- v = kisser
- w = squirt
- x = humperdinck
- y = brains
- z = juice
e.g. Tony Blair = Falafel Toilet-Buns
You can generate the Evil Professor's names automatically here.