Mister Harold's Jokes - Joke Index

<body> <center><h1>Mister Harold's Jokes</h1></center> <p> People say to me, "Come on, make me laugh, tell me a joke."<br> Trouble is, I can never actually remember any.<br> I say, "Look, I've got this funny website. It's full of the best jokes on the internet. There's all sorts of funny jokes: adult jokes, work jokes, religious jokes, funny quotations, stupid quotations, wordplay, cat jokes, jokes about children, queer jokes (or gay jokes if you prefer), newspaper jokes, media jokes, funny pictures, funny movies (mostly mpeg or avi or mov), and loads of other stuff I can't remember.<br> "So WHY don't you know any jokes now?" they ask.<br> I guess the answer is that most of the jokes and humor I prefer tend to be the longer pieces. I like some one liners, but mostly I prefer long jokes. And they're difficult to remember which is why I put them on a website. Which is what we're getting to..... </p> <p> Mister Harold presents you with his collection of jokes and humour from around the world. </p> <p> The topics covered are work, religion, quotations, wordplay, cats, kids, adult and queer humour, and daft things written in newspapers and magazines. </p> <p> Please turn Frames <strong>ON</strong>, and click <a href="index2.htm" target="_top">here</a>, or see the non-framed Site Map <a href="contents.htm" target="_top">here</a>. </p> </body>